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    The last 10 pence

    The last 10 pence

    A father walks into a restaurant with his young son..
    He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied.

    Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face ...
    The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back ...

    The boy coughs up 2 of the 10ps but is still choking.
    Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

    A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
    At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

    Reaching the boy, the woman carefully pulls down his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly ... tighter and tighter !!!
    After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last of the 10ps, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

    Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

    As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"


    "No," the woman replied. "I'm with the Inland Revenue ... "

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    Made me laugh as i only have a few more days to finish my tax returns or i will be getting charged interest and fines on a daily basis.

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    ... joking about choking on *10p pieces, eh? Pah ... ... *hard to swallow!

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    The most powerful people in the land.

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    Well done Ian. Nice punchline.

    Brings backs some memories for me.

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    Good one
    Mick.

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    Excellent!



           

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