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  1. 1st February 2012 #1
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    The polo

    My mate was chatting to a girl in a bar.

    She whispered, "Do you fancy coming back to my place, i"ve got a f***y the size of a polo. "Oh yes he said.

    When they got back to her placehe pulled down her knickers & gasped.

    She said surprised? "He said "Totally, i thought you meant the mint not the f*****g Hatchback..."
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    ... Stevie!

    Y'know ... I once heard of a *wealthy barmaid nicknamed 'Polo' - reason being ... she was *making a "MINT" with her hole!
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    Some good jokes on here this morning - keep them coming...
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    Quote Originally Posted by tone View Post
    Some good jokes on here this morning - keep them coming...
    ... could well happen - now the "tone has been set"!
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    I'm groaning now Arthur.....



           
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